I’m Not Rich and I’m Not Looking to Emigrate, But If I Was…

I’d seriously consider buying this.

The restaurant food would be made entirely of egg and wheat-free food (in fact while I’m at it I’d make it gluten-free too, and possibly organic – locally grown yes?). I’d write in the back rooms, employ a bunch of other people to hold the fort when I’m gallivanting around the globe promoting said writing and, since I’m that rich, I’d make the place carbon-neutral, packaging and all.

Now, where did I put that spare £100,000?

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