Indifferent Ignorance Awards 2013

They aren’t in June 2014!

Book of the Year

This one was tough… A Thousand Splendid Suns, We Need to Talk About Kevin, my John’s Gospel commentary by AM Hunter…

No really, you should compare Hunter to some of the others. Little tip, scholars: when it comes to sentences, less is almost always more. That aside, I think Uncle Rick gets the prize. House of Hades is brilliant and perfect and yes aimed at twelve-year-olds but let’s face it, people, children’s books are usually better than adult ones. Harry Potter, Mog the Forgetful Cat, etc. Oh Uncle Rick, teach me your secrets.

Album of the Year

How I Learned to Stop Giving a Shit and Love Mindless Self Indulgence, by Mindless Self Indulgence. I paid for the album, I listen to the album. It is a piece of genius. That is all.

New Favourite Website of the Year

Hmm. I’ve discovered Vice, a news magazine (although someone online pointed out that its narrative voice is disturbingly similar to that of the Daily Mail, which I must say has put me off a bit), Effing Dykes, a queer blog (and so genuinely not safe for work that I’ve not quite had the courage to devote an entire post to it yet) and Tumblr. Okay so I already knew Tumblr, but I joined because it made it easy to follow nice art. That and a deep desire to infiltrate the world’s bitchiest blogging network from within.

New Favourite Artist of the Year

Viria. Her art is beautiful. Ahhh. Her work is set as my phone and iPad background. The whole Tumblr thing was also induced by Burdge, Andy and Minuiko.

Old Favourite Artist of the Year

Ruby. She made this into an illustrated story for my birthday. The individual pictures are amongst others here (I’m hoarding the finished product but don’t worry we’ve decided if all else fails we’ll write children’s books so you’ll be able to get both our work in one book. Cool, huh?).

Most Family Member-Like Famous Person on Twitter

I actually can’t decide between Uncle Rick the Troll Queen or Uncle Gerard the MCRmy’s Therapist. Genuinely, the jury’s out. Let me know your thoughts (the best Twitter moment was when someone Tweeted Gerard the Russian Mark of Athena cover, on which Percy bears a striking resemblance to G. Aha).

Most Depressing Internet-Based Phenomena

The title’s probably a misnomer because it doesn’t involve idiots talking shit behind the safety of a computer screen (that comes later!). Anyway: those of you into the whole Percy Jackson thing might remember this:

'Putting the Fun Back In Funeral'

I know, it’s incredibly clever. I do others like it. It was inspired by one of Viria’s pieces – the one set as my phone background; I had the idea going up the stairs which was interesting. I originally put text on her drawing. Quite a while after I published the poster, I posted the bootlegged one on Tumblr:

Bootlegging Viria
Drawing by Viria

I wonder which has had the better reception.

Hm.

Indeed.

It’s a good thing I chose an artist I really love or I might have become bitter.

Live Show of the Year

I saw Jesus Christ Superstar, MSI, a ‘revue’ at school in which my friend Sarah was splendid as a 1920s hockey player, my year’s pantomime-which-I-sort-of-helped-write, an actual pantomime, an interview between two of the best children’s authors around today and a poetry reading by the bloke off Homeland and Narcissa Malfoy.. But I think my favourite live band (discounting MCR because it’s MCR) is an ever-changing group of part-time musicians who play in a restaurant I like in Greece. I understand 10% of the lyrics, make eye contact 0.001% of the times I walk past and have been known to sing along to songs that are the Mediterranean’s version of Mindless. But it’s nice, and even if I found a YouTube clip (creepy as I’m there a lot) it wouldn’t quite convey the atmosphere, if you know what I mean.

Insult of the Year

“You’re a doody head.” Enough said.

Happy Moment of the Year

When I remember it’s not June and Donnie’s still here. I like Don and Fred better than I like most things, no offense, and they are my friends. It’s like having human friends but the dynamics are different – humans tend to be more forward about nicking your food. Get a pet, seriously. Unless you are incapable of looking after one due to a) lack of money, space or permission (volunteer somewhere instead), b) lack of time or motivation or c) aversion to pets. You know who you are. Yes, I’m including those of you who get pets because you think it’ll be fun or make you look good. At times, e.g. in a field in December, it will do neither. But then they look up at you, covered in slime, and you think “I love you little dog. Now let’s go home and hope we never have to leave the house again.”

Indifferent Ignorance Commenter of the Year

Jacki, whose wise words you will find if you scroll down a few posts. Getting people to comment on work is like pulling teeth (remind me that I have a piece of work about that to show you), yet is the best way of differentiating readers from spam-bots and ‘glancers’ – people who have a click and a scroll then go somewhere else. But it’s like being the first person to take food from a buffet: no one wants to be that person, though once someone has taken the leap they’re comfortable joining the queue. Weird. Anyway, Jacki comments a lot and for that I am grateful. Please accept this garbled post as a token of my appreciation. Ta.

Indifferent Ignorance Homophobic Dick Award

Maria suggested this category and I love it. Who to choose? Tony Abbot the Australian Prime Minister, who revoked equal marriage rights after people had got married? The guy whose work I heartily abused when Tom Daley came out? The parents of a child I saw a few years ago who had dressed their eight-year-old in a t-shirt with an arrow saying “I think he’s gay!”? People who stopped reading – or stopped their children reading – Heroes of Olympus when they found out about Nico?

Can’t choose, man.

Indifferent Ignorance Ignorant Fuck Award

Matt Forney of I-only-screw-insecure-women-wait-that’s-all-of-them fame infamy arseholery.

Arseholery. Is that a thing? It should be.

His site used to have a thing where sites that had discussed the post were lined underneath and the one I did was there. I guess too many people were discussing the arseholery though because the layout’s changed…

Okay I think that’s everything I said I’d put in. If I’ve forgotten something or someone please let me know.

That’s called asking for a comment, ladies and gents.

I hope 2013 was as happy and safe as everyone wished it to be; if it wasn’t then I wish you happiness and safety for 2014. Even you with the pet you shouldn’t have bought, reading Forney and nodding in agreement.

Maybe not but I’ve been on a lot of cold medicine and perhaps the Christmas spirit of forgiveness is shining through.

Ha ha.

Happy 2014 snowflakes!

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10 thoughts on “Indifferent Ignorance Awards 2013

  1. well thank you kindly! admittedly, I almost choked on my cherry pie but thankfully overcame that to continue reading. And obviously it would be fitting for me to be the first to pass comment on the awards.
    Briefly – hooray for the Indifferent Ignorance Awards 2013 … a veritable feast, nay, cornucopia, of keenly observed observances!
    Were it not for the fact I am currently suffering with the delights of a mahoosive tooth abscess (I ate the cherry pie in very very small bites!), I would possibly have more to say.
    Thank you Francesca for an entertaining, refreshing and informative blog – I hereby bestow upon you the title of My Best Blogger Award 2013.
    Happy New Year 🙂

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    1. Happy new year!

      Thank you! I might make a little badge for the sidebar with that award – my first for this site!

      In fact, my first ever I think.

      My sincerest condolences for the abscess. Which I first wrote as ‘absyss’, which bears an uncanny resemblance to ‘abyss’, which is fitting.

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  2. May I congratulate you on your fine choices for the awards this year 😉
    No, but seriously, I might have to just add that to my CV haha.

    And oh wow, I’d forgotten the whole Matt Forney business. I feel like the Ignorant Fuck award was pretty much created for that guy. Wasn’t 2013 a great year!!

    Happy new year if we were on DST still. I mean we’re not but whatever, this comment’s still going to be here in an hour, so uh, read it in then okay??

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    1. Why thank you. Go for it – every little helps…

      Every year is a great year for ignorant fucks.

      Ooh, possible tagline if this ever becomes televised.

      Reading at ten to one in the afternoon. Very much the new year everywhere I think. Except those planets whose years are four of ours and whatnot.

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  3. Thanks for this introduction to Vice, I’ve just spent 20 minutes scrolling through the website and pretending it’s general studies revision…well technically it is.

    Also the artists are brilliant and I spent some time on the one called Andy’s Etsy appreciating his drawings of the characters from Frozen which is currently one of my favourite films and the songs never leave my head. If you haven’t seen it, I suggest you go and do so, it’s very Disney. If you don’t like musical films (Isobel), don’t.

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    1. Everyone everywhere is obsessed by ‘Frozen’ – I think I need to generally catch up on Disney films! There are loads I’ve either not seen or nor seen for a decade or so…

      Andy’s an Andrea! Also hint hint if you ever want to buy me some art please stockpile her depictions of the ‘PJO’ gang.

      Vice is a vice.

      First pun of the year, ladies and gents!

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  4. Hey, ELLEN, I saw that. -_-
    But yeah, this vice thing seems pretty cool. I can add it to my list of websites to surf whilst not doing General Studies or when I’m stuck in a free with Monsieur Fun (I’ll explain in fun).
    I haven’t seen this ‘Frozen’ either. We had a free ticket but we gave it to the 6 year old boy down the road. because we figured it was a film for children – ELLEN. (ha, right back at you) (Sorry Frank 🙂 )

    Right, off to comment on other posts. I am to win commenter of the year 2014. Sorry Jacki.

    x

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