Audioblog time! I decided to commentate on each of these stories (don’t worry there are things to look at while you listen):
Too bad I talked about things in the wrong order and forgot how to talk and read simultaneously.
Story One, in which we should perhaps panic.
Story Two, in which I haven’t heard of an actor
Story Three, in which a judge tells a lawyer that he looks like something out of Harry Potter
Story Four, where an MP got egged by passionate (or stupid) pro-independence campaigners
Story Five (which I actually thought was six) about rich philanthropists who are going all vigilante since someone has to
Story Six (which I thought was five), in which people crash cars
Story Seven (totally lost now) when some people set the precedent for the London riots
Story Eight in which parents are well-meaning but misguided
Story Nine, where cats are even more popular when they’re dead
Story Ten, in which I am bitter about the Bake Off, although so are several other people
This may have taken longer than in-depth analysis.