Suave philosophical musings or verbal vomit, depending on what you agree with.
Afternoon! I didn’t feel like typing, so I spoke for five minutes instead. That sound you can hear in the background is the lid of my saucepan trying to escape its earthly bounds…
Lunch was great by the way, I added cream cheese to the pasta and drowned the lot in pepper (surprise!). I might have that shower now…
Audioblog time! I decided to commentate on each of these stories (don’t worry there are things to look at while you listen):
Too bad I talked about things in the wrong order and forgot how to talk and read simultaneously.
Story One, in which we should perhaps panic.
Story Two, in which I haven’t heard of an actor
Story Three, in which a judge tells a lawyer that he looks like something out of Harry Potter
Story Four, where an MP got egged by passionate (or stupid) pro-independence campaigners
Story Five (which I actually thought was six) about rich philanthropists who are going all vigilante since someone has to
Story Six (which I thought was five), in which people crash cars
Story Seven (totally lost now) when some people set the precedent for the London riots
Story Eight in which parents are well-meaning but misguided
Story Nine, where cats are even more popular when they’re dead
Story Ten, in which I am bitter about the Bake Off, although so are several other people
This may have taken longer than in-depth analysis.
I also feel I should clarify that the twelve shots were individual, not all shoved in one pint glass. Happy IMCRD!
Thought it would be interesting to dip a toe into the world of audioblogging, so here is my first ever attempt… To ensure visual satisfaction I have included little additions for you to look out for at X number of minutes.
1.18
“crshchrshcrsh” means “downloaded”. I think I moved.
2.20
“COUGH for example COUGH I went clubbing with my friends” Actually that might have been more movement. This is why it takes eight years to put a post together.
4.43
They were more appealing in the dark. Also Chloe made me have one.
4.48
Turns out they are pronounced the same way… do you think the Pacific Rim people had the drink in mind in the design room?
7.15
8.03
Really?
8.07
Heeey it is! Right, done. Thank you for listening – unless you didn’t in which case why are you here? – and let me know if the quality is okay and all that!
