There is really no excuse for slitting your wrists.   There’s an excuse for self-harming, definitely – why do alcoholics become alcoholics? I listen to Mindless Self Indulgence loudly, people smoke or take drugs, get addicted to daytime TV. There are a lot of people in the world who don’t like themselves, and I’m […]

“I’m not worried about the rapists in the open camp, but I am about the dozens of fuel bottles anyone could set light to.”

  Good evening.   I am very glad that even famous in-laws go to great lengths to prove they like each other:   I love my feet. Also my thighs. Back. Arms. Shoulders. Kneecaps. Shower.   I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned I am partaking in the Duke of Edinburgh Bronze Award Scheme, and in case […]