I Challenge You Not to Love This

  I want to hate it. I really want to. I had this whole theory going about Bob being locked in a cupboard and the last four years being a social experiment, but no.

  They just had to wait for Mikey’s hair to get long enough that they could dye it blonde.

  All I have to say is, look alive, sunshine…

  Let’s hope we survive to find out if 2019 is in fact post-apocalyptic.