Heads up: this is not an April Fool. Thought I’d better add a disclaimer in case of people thinking I’d spend 500 words taking the piss… I only got two A*s at GCSE, and I say ‘only’ because I went to a grammar school, and as far as senior management were concerned I was too […]
Tag: GCSEs
Going Back to Hell 101
No one ever did confess to being under the age of 11 so I’m going to assume you guys are in the same-ish age bracket as me and are school-age. By ‘school age’ I mean ‘in compulsory education’. I’m technically university age but am also technically on a gap year and I don’t have a clue how […]
…A Continuation
This week has been pretty weird, but the knowledge that the Conservative Party is weirder (more weird? I’m never sure) has made me feel slightly better. I mean, they’re tying themselves in knots because I can not only marry whoever I deem appropriate, but I can do so in the knowledge that I’ll be able […]
I’ve Got Some Good News, Some Bad News and Some My Chem Stuff.
Snowflakes, The bad news is that for the next three-and-a-half months, I will be inundated with GCSE revision/exams and tendonitis. After my last exam, which is on the 27th June, I will simply be inundated with tendonitis. This means that there are going to be lots of short, snappy posts in the near future, because, although […]
“For You Ze War Ist Ovahh.” Wait, Wrong Moustached Dictator.
Francesca’s List of Ways to Revise the Cold War Go and see the new X-Men film, which I’m told is about the Cuban Missile Crisis. Read Watchmen. Alternate reality, psh. It involves American paranoia. Watch Rocky IV. I think that’s the one with the blatant propaganda… And, sadly, Sylvester Stallone has more obvious surgery in this […]
And Thus the 20th April Shalt Never Be Forgot… Until Tomorrow.
I thought I’d blog because I’m in a really good place right now mentally and I want to share the peace with you (though physically I’m a mess. I jammed my neck and needed a shoulder massage before I could put my backpack on properly again. Yes, I am a pansy). Firstly, Matt the […]
Hail Frank’s Impending Brain Apocalypse.
I have had been reading Chantal Claret’s blogs on http://www.morningwoodrocks.com and she is awesome. Crazy, talented and honest. Plus she has tre cool hair. Anyway, she has inspired me to write a blog on here and I thought I’d fill you in with stuff that’s gone on during this topsy-turvy day. My Dad went away earlier, […]
Please Tell Me It’s the Firebell
Monday marks the start of the second half of my legal time at high school. Sadly, I know I am doing sixth form so the glitz has worn off slightly, but I feel that the time has come to review my school life *gulp* So, what have I done so far in years […]
