‘The Morocco Diary’, Days 4, 5 and 6

The Internet on my laptop is currently not working, so I’m using my parents’ giant TV-screen-computer to post. So enjoy, in high definition.

Day 4

8th April, 2012

Yesterday was not good – except for teaching the kids the Macarena, it was very long and dry.

Today, we only have to walk 18km. It’s not great, great being under one km, but it’s a hell of a lot better than before. Apparently yesterdays 20km was the equivalent of a D. of E. weekend, but way under the time. My legs still ache.

But, today seems hotter. Mr Dell just looked up the temperature on the thermometer heat thingy, and it was 26°C. Should I mention that it’s only 7am?

I’ll tell you how the day goes later. Yusef is calling us at the mo. We’ve learnt that “alle” is Berber for “come”. Well, he told us that. It’s pronounced in a kind of all-ay way. I’m off now.

LUNCH TIME!!

We’re currently eating lunch in the second half of the Dades gorge, next to the river that we are always following. We have done god knows how many river crossings, meaning my boots and socks are soaking wet, because we can’t wear sandals or have bare feet for “safety reasons,” which to me, is a pile of bullshit. The fact that wet boots give everyone bad blisters ALL OVER THEIR FREAKING FEET is more the safety issue, but Dandruff Dave thinks a cut would be a lot more painful. Well, somebody needs to tell Dave that once you’ve cut yourself, you don’t really feel it, because you put pressure on it, and the pain goes. But a blister, a blister doesn’t stop hurting when there is pressure on it. No, instead, it bursts after a few hours of agony, and then pus goes everywhere if you’re lucky, and it will probably get infected. Joy.

Sorry. Rant over.

Anyway, the gorge is quite pretty, and it has shade, which I am thankful for. We saw what looked like a suicide note graffitied on a wall of the rocky edge cliffy thing. I would’ve taken a photo if I hadn’t been wading through water. It said though: “IF YOU EVER SAW ME SMILING, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I ACTUALLY FELT SICK INSIDE”

2010 – 2 -12

Soo…after that depressing note, I leave to enjoy the food (salad and pan). 

Back. It was all good. So was food. The highlight of my day has to be the oranges. Oh, and Mr Dell’s and Franki’s farting competition was pretty funny. They’re the Fart Patrol now. We spent dinner in a Berber tent discussing boyfriends, boys, and Mr Irvine’s Butt.2 Mr Irvine was my Irish Year 8 English teacher, the one that said “porn” instead of “poem”. Because of his accent. And “Cher” instead of “shower.”

Anyway, he is also sharing a house with Mr Dell, and Mr Dells’ brother. But he has a huge butt. It’s very noticeable. And now Mr Dell is going to take a look. Euurrrggghh, I’m really tired though, so I’m gonna sleep.3

Day 5

 

9th April 20124

HALF WAY THROUGH!!!!

Yaayyy!!! Half way through our trip. I am enjoying it so much, but I can’t wait to see a proper bed, let alone sleep in it. And the luxury of being woken up by an alarm clock at 6:30, rather than the prayer call at 4:30. Still, when I’m home, it’ll be hard not to speak French, and I won’t be able to stop calling bread “pan”. Can’t wait to see everyone though. Especially to show off this non-existent tan. No, wait, I lie. I have a watch-strap mark, – and god is it sexy.

I forgot to mention the campsite yesterday. We got there, and there was two guys, sitting in the middle of east Jesus nowhere, selling fizzy drinks. I got a coke, and it was the best coke ever5. However, when we looked at it, it had 4 e-numbers and way more sugar than your standard English bottle. It had 64% of the Daily Recommended Allowance for sugar in. Think that’s bad? Rhianna got the last Fanta orange, and it was a radioactive fluorescent orange colour. It really was neon, and had 8 E nos. in, and even worse, was 72% of the RDA for sugar. It probably made her hyper, and then everyone wanted one. But, well, she got the last one.

Franki also had some Dextrex, so she was hyper over dinner. She did the same tonight.

Back to today’s news. We only walked 12km, but it was worse than the other days. It was mainly all uphill, on a rocky, crumbly surface. Loads of people fell over (strangely enough, I haven’t yet, which is unusual for me), but no one is dead yet. Thankfully, as we ascended (posh, I know), it got a bit cooler, and there was a hint of a breeze. The view was good, and I like the atmosphere up here, despite it being overly colourful. Not. Everything, and I really do mean everything, is the same colour as the rock, orange. It all blends in. Have these people not heard of paint??

As I write this, I can hear the mules sneezing. It is very funny. The best bit of today, was definitely the food.

For lunch, we had pasta, bread, lentils (carbs, carbs, carbs!), sardines and, OMG, CHIPS!!!!! We went crazy, and possibly scared the guides. But then, it gets better, because when we got to camp, which was an empty house thing in a small village, with land around it, they had food for us, that wasn’t mint tea and biscuits. They had this sweet bread stuff, with a cream and hazelnut spread – which really is to die for. It was better than Nutella, and completely different. The bread, I need to make and eat back home. It was made from flour, water, milk and sugar I think. I got Rhianna to ask in French. It is the best.

Thinking about it, there is loads of stuff I have forgotten to mention.

Firstly, on Day One at the airport, I was responsible for the random drug search Laura and I got.7 We were waiting for Rhianna’s bag to get searched, and I was saying something like “It’s not like we’re child drug smugglers or anything.” And then at the same moment, a security dude was passing by, and Laura saw him speak into his radio thing, saying “These two on the end.” We were sitting on the end of the end bench, so er, yeah, it’s us. Then, alas, as we were walking away, some woman was standing at the exit staring at us, and as we got there, she was like “Excuse me, we’d just like to do a random drug search on your hand luggage.”

BAM – we were screwed. Obviously not, because as I said in the first place, we are not child drug smugglers. Tip for you all: never mention drugs at an airport. Anyway, we were all clear, except for the hand sanitiser Rhianna left in her bag.

Okay, next thing, on Day 4, our campsite was near the river. So, Laura, Rhianna, Ridhi, Katie, Natalie C and I all went down to wash hair, or as it turned out, each other’s’ hair, because we used bowls, as we didn’t want to make people’s water supply soapy. It was SO good! Pretty refreshing. Freezing cold, but nice. And we had to do a lot of back bending. What made me feel better is that everyone else had greasy hair.

Thirdly (is that a word? My sense of English has gone. Lost forever. I think it’s a word though), on Day 4, we also played football with the locals. The outnumbered us, and were about 6-8 years old. The Arabic guides though, who I believe go by the names of Yusef, Hassan, Husain and Syed joined our team, as well as the one Arabic girl. We lost. But then again, we were in sandals/flip-flops. Actually, that’s not really a valid excuse, because they were in bare feet.

That’s it for then really.

Tonight we were in the mud hut bit of the campsite for dinner, and camping in tent in the “garden”.  We also played a game of “Duck Duck Shoe” with the little girls from the village. It was only girls, and for some reason unknown to most of us, the boys were kind of forbidden to play. Maybe religion, or maybe typically violent male children. It was like Duck Duck Goose, but you dropped a shoe behind a person, and they had to run at you and touch you with it.

Overall, a good night. Off now. I crave a proper bed. And a mattress to go with. And normal milk instead of powdered. That’s all.

X

Day 6

10th April 2012, 10:38pm

Thank the Bloody Lord!

Today we completed our trek, finishing with a spiffing 20km again.  I had huge sweat patches (don’t worry, no bigger than everyone else’s), a dodgy non-tanned patch, and a need for jelly beans.

Leaving the campsite, we spotted two sheep skulls, five hooves/legs, three jaws, and a strange furry lumpy thing. The sheep round here look really healthy though, so god knows when the sheep massacre happened.

No river crossings today, which is good, but instead lots of rock climbing.

*Insert unpublishable paragraph of bitching about certain people here*8

Tonight, we are in a hostel, all in one big room. The guides leave us now, and I will be sad to see them go. It’s like losing your map in the middle of the desert. To finish our journey with them, we danced and sang English and Berber stuff.

Apparently I went a bit hyper when we got back to the room. I appear to have created a dance for losers of the Tarzan game. It’s really good. And then I went around I did some Russian Rasputin Dancing, and Just Dance dances including Ring My Bell. Now everyone thinks I am crazy. Especially as after my hyper fiasco, I sat in the corner, half crying, half hysterically laughing, and then stared at Laura for a while. Yeah…… It was probably the jelly beans. They still contained lots of sugar. And maybe I ate too many…..

As I write this, It’s just me and Caffa up, and Katie is deep breathing. I also have toothpaste on my spots, as does Laura and Franki, because according to Sophie and Sarah, it actually works. We will see.

I’ve got to say, the sun and Vitamin D is clearly getting to our heads. The debate on double dipping continued today, as well as creating and solving scenarios where we are faced with a pride of lions in the middle of nowhere – this is a serious question – Who will be eaten first, who will be allocated what role in our survival mission etc.

Katie has moved on and is talking now too. I keep hearing “I don’t know” and “Olive”, and occasionally “Hmmmm….No”.

The conversation over dinner tonight was generally about Hana’s love life, and how she calculates whether a boy likes her or not. Not very is well is the answer. She said because this guy she knows, also called Yusef, passed her the bread, he is deeply in love with her. The scary thing, is that she is serious. Mr Dell is worried now, seeing as he just passed her the tea…

Washed hair again today too – we had a mass shower of 5 people. I know it sounds extremely wrong, but the room was huge, we didn’t have a lot of time, and we were in bikinis/swim stuff. We went first, and it was me, Laura, Rhianna, Franki, Sophie and I. However, the shower was freezing cold, but we told all the other groups it warmed up nicely. It was funny to see their faces when they emerged, shivering and wanting to kill us…

What else today?

I don’t know right now. My legs ache a bit after 70 odd kilometres of walking, but if I think of anything, I’ll add it in.

Nighty night, as Agnes would say.

X

1. So this bloke, as well as being suicidal, can fly. Or owns a bloody big ladder. Both things are profitable, so someone will have talked him down. Hopefully.

2. I’m not sure whether ‘Mr Irvine’s Butt’ is supposed to be all capitalised, but it can stay there. ‘But’. Haha.

3. If Mr Dell, Mr Dell’s brother or Mr Irvine would like me to edit that out, do let me know.

4. Gerard Way’s birthday. Yout thought I couldn’t squeeze an MCR reference into a diary about Morocco? Never underestimate the power of the MCR fan.

5. I’m not sure if ‘coke’ should be capitalised, but that can stay there too. ‘Coke’. Haha.

6. Not falling over is unusual, as anyone in last week’s karate lesson can attest.

7. Actually, I’m responsible. So’s my dad. Because we are dark, and therefore not trusted in airports. Isobel knew this and talked about it. You’re welcome, Laura.

8. I’m supposed to decide what is and isn’t publishable. Let’s pretend I edited that out.

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‘The Morocco Diary’: Day 3

  We return to Isobel’s World Challenge Adventures. It’s fun to comment, so I have. Note: Bel sends pictures with every update, and I’ll post the ones I don’t think are a giant violation of strangers’ privacy when the entire diary’s been published.

-F

Day 3

7th April 2012, 8.23am

 

WE MADE A FRIEND!  The whole of our group is hanging over the terrace, which in turn, is creaking, shouting at some kid sitting on the wall beneath us in French. Luckily, half of us remember some French, and four actually take it. His name is Mohammed and he’s nine. We have photos of him too. Poor guy. We’ll be leaving in a bit, so bye for now. 😀

6.49pm

EUUUURRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

We walked 20km today, in this heat. My legs are worse than karate will ever make them1, and it’s so bloody hot. We looked at 4.00pm, and it was 26°C.

We’re at camp now, and I’m sharing a tent with Franki and Hana, my “tent buddies.”

We made more friends here too2. A bunch of kids who claim to be 12-14, that are actually probably 6-10. But there was a huge, flat sloped rock, that we stood on, and taught them the Macarena. I believe we have that on film too. They even remember the music, which we kind of sang. I only remember the names of three of them – Jamal, Syed and Mohammed.

God, there’s so much to talk about. Our guide, Yusef, is the guy that brought us tea at the hostel. He’s very nice, as well as all the other Arabic guys, who help out with everything. However, none of them speak English either, so once again, we’re relying on French and sign language.3

The scenery today was alright. But we had to walk up a long dry road, that kept going up. That was horrible, and right in the sun. But after 2 hours on that road, we just sung to pass the time. I forgot to say yesterday, that when people weren’t sleeping on the minibus, we just sang. It was pretty awesome actually, even the driver said so.4

On that road though, we passed a load of women carrying huge piles of sticks on their backs – poor people. Most of the women here are some kind of agricultural farmer thing, but either way, it’s not a job I would want.5

Footnotes

1: I beg to differ, and so would Sensei.

2: Where is ‘here’?  You should have attached a map. Most people I know can’t point to Morocco if you shove a drawing of Africa in their face, let alone work out from your diary where you are. And don’t comment saying ‘the middle of the freaking desert’. Google Maps would know.

3: I knew there was as reason I don’t sign up for foreign trips. My French and sign language knowledge consists of curse words.

4: I would beg to differ here to, had I been present.

5: That final paragraph sums up Western living, your education, your intelligence all that is wrong with the rich/poor divide at once.

‘The Morocco Diary’: Days 1 and 2

For those of you that don’t know, Isobel, Indifferent Ignorance’s resident sub-blogger (when the fancy takes her) went to Morocco this April with her school as part of her World Challenge. While there, she kept a diary, which she has since typed up and submitted to me for publishing here. The following has been edited slightly, both to fit with my grammar fetish and to make coherent sense. Hopefully. Most of it, however, is pure Bel. I’ve included footnotes for the discussions few people understand (Isobel probably not being one of them).

-F

Day 1  

5th April 2012, 2:05pm

So, I’m currently on a coach, on the way to Heathrow Airport, sat next to some fattie freak – only kidding, it’s Laura, it’s just she was reading over my shoulder. My writing looks terrible, I sense it will get worse from here, but I’m on a coach right now.

I have no idea where I am, and quite frankly, don’t give a shit. As long as 1. We don’t end up in Croydon, or 2. do a shit, I’m all good. So far, I have eaten other people’s food (chocolate, crisps etc), some of my food (cake, sweets – so healthy), sung Your Song with Laura, or at least the parts we know, and done some dancing. You might think that it is impossible to dance in a coach – indeed, it is ALMOST impossible, but you can move your arms, and kind of jiggle.

I do believe that right now, my form tutor, Mr Dell, also my group leader, has fallen asleep to the sound of Gotye. Either way, it’s weird.

In a way, this could be called the Morocco Diaries, but it’ll be strange, just me writing, and too different. It’d have to be called the Morocco Diary though, because, y’know, it’s just me.1

It’s 8 miles to Heathrow apparently, and people are arguing over the Pringles. I can see a fun-filled trip ahead already – Anyway, everyone I mention I will probably end up hating or at least bitching about, because I’m that nice.

I’m off now, and the fight for the Pringles, continues.

Day 2

6th April 2012, 1:06am

And so, I’m sat up with a head torch in Hotel Ali, more commonly known by Lauren2, as “Brothel Ali” – but the future is bright, as tomorrow we have a 7-hour coach journey, ending with us sleeping in a hostel. At least it won’t be a hotel in denial like this place. So what have we done so far? Well, after the Pringle fight, we finally ended up in Heathrow somewhere, being cool by playing spot the plane and where it’s going. Hours of joy, I kid you not. More waiting. Oh, we did meet our World Challenge leader, Dave. He’s okay-ish, but I instantly dislike him because he has long grey hair. Like Mr Taylor. Eurgh. Enough said there.3

Then comes the plan journey. We were given our seats, and I got 34K, and thought I would be next to some randomer. But alas, I got Sophie Rogers, which is better then the guy Rhianna got. She got an Arabic man, who stared at her for about an hour, asked to read her magazine, and then made conversation in very bad English. Bless him. He was straight in front of me, with Rhianna diagonally in front. But finally, we got to Casablanca at 9:50pm , and changed planes (we were a bit late, and held up the flight a bit, so had to run from terminal to terminal. The first plane, to Casablanca was huge, split into 1st class, and then two economy class sections, each the size of the average plane. The seats were arranged so there was four in the middle, and then two on each side next to the windows. The second flight was your normal plane, with a small 1st class bit, and then one section with three seats either side. This time, because we were late, we ended up ignoring seating, and just sat anywhere. I sat between Ridhi and Laura. Short minibus journey from Marrakech Airport to here, where we also met our Moroccan guy, Syed, who seems alright. Got to our room, which is on the roof (?), and falling apart. The walls are dented, there’s a vent – one side in the “shower” and the other in the corridor bit, so you can look straight through to the bathroom. The beds, which we stripped due to dead bugs on/in, had stained mattresses. The loo doesn’t flush and stinks out the room, one out of four lights work, and the doors and windows don’t actually shut, except for the main one (thank God). On the plus side, we have a balcony thing with a view of the souk, and it has, as well as the room, just enough room for Jemma and I to dance to I’m Sexy and I Know It in our shorts, money belts and socks. (And tops, of course). Oh, and I’m sharing a room with Laura, Jemma and Natalie Dempsey – although none of the people reading this actually care. And now, I’m off to sleep. I need some before the prayer call thing starts. Ali is right next to the Mosque and prayer call tower, so it will be loud I think. I do quite like the sound of Arabic though. I should learn it. No, no more languages Isobel. I’m tired. Ignore me.

See/Write tomorrow, No doubt I’ll be very grumpy. Bel x 🙂 (1.25am)

6th April 2.12pm

We are sitting in a minibus, driving along. Everyone except Rhianna, Lara4 and I is asleep – and I presume, no, hope the driver is awake too, although judging by his driving, I’m not too sure. It’s worse then the Greeks’.

Anyway, having just taken pictures of everyone with their mouths hanging open, Ridhi drooling etc, I am officially bored. Laura looks pretty much like a zombie with her pale skin and gaping mouth. Most people stopped taking pictures ages ago, and fell asleep instead. The scenery has turned sandy, rocky and weedy, flat and the same in every direction. But, it’s the most interesting thing around now, so I continue to watch it go by. What is really weird, is that we are driving through empty, sandy, boiling hot terrain, and there are snow-capped mountains around.

Oh, I think Caffa’s woken up. Caffa being short for Catherine. Yep, she has. Time to show her all of the pictures of them sleeping before they go on Facebook.

6th April, some time in the evening.

We are in a hostel now, which is surprisingly better than Ali. There’s a huge room, which we’re all gonna sleep in, and two smaller ones for teachers and Dave. I don’t like Dave much, nor do any of us like the wonderful flaky bits of dandruff that cover his head/hair. It’s one of the most disgusting things I’ve seen for a while. Anyway, we have a terrace too. The Moroccan guy that might run this place, I have no idea, brought us mint tea. It’s alright I suppose, but maybe a bit too syrupy. The wafer biscuits he brought along too are really good though.

Talking of food, I love the bread. Everyone loves the bread. We had it for breakfast in Hotel Ali, as well as fresh orange juice. The oranges here are truly amazing – I want to smuggle them home.

(Change of plan – Natalie Cooper, Jemma, Natalie Dempsey and I are sleeping outside, under the stars on the terrace. There wasn’t a load of space in the room, and besides, this is cooler.) Nighty night.

Footnotes

1: ‘The Morocco Diary’ as opposed to ‘Morocco Diaries’ because on holiday we keep ‘The Zante Diaries’ each year; and there is usually more than one person writing in it/them.

2: Lauren is Bel’s sister, who did the same trip three or four years ago.

3: I have no idea who Mr. Taylor is, but if he’d like me to edit that out, I can.

4: ‘Lara’ could mean ‘Laura’. I am about as familiar with all of Isobel’s friends as I am with the inner-workings of the Large Hadron Collider.