Ruby’s Social Experiment to Go to Sleep, or, How to Become a Raving Lesbian in Six Steps

  Scene: Victoria  Sea View Hotel, Scarborough, Yorkshire   Step 1) When a person knocks on the door, turn out light and pretend to be asleep before the door opens (there is no lock).   Step 2) Sarah walks in and asks for her iPod back.   Step 3) Within a second, two or three […]

I Need… AA?!

  Do you ever get that feeling where you’re right on the edge of something brilliant, but you’re too lazy to think of it?   Part of me reckons I’ve got a touch of artistitis after a slight cold which I’ve given most people in the immediate vicinity, but there’s no diagnosis for the dreaded […]